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Old 11-03-2011, 03:13 PM   #16
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The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so
badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair
a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat
up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all
standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick
shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man.. The
next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed..
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him
on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all
night."
With age comes wisdom.
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Old 11-03-2011, 04:18 PM   #17
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The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so
badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair
a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat
up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all
standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick
shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man.. The
next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed..
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him
on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all
night."
With age comes wisdom.
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The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so
badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair
a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat
up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all
standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick
shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man.. The
next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed..
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him
on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all
night."
With age comes wisdom.

LOL.... Mick, I bet Mick just loves hearing this one
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---A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was..........God, I miss him."

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government........This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed
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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with
his old buddies. So he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to a bar,
pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have
frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long;
I'll be right back. I promise. Okay?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
five dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie? Listen up jerk! Drink your goddamn
beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your stupid snacks, because you are
married now, you aren't going anywhere! Got it, asshole?!?" And they lived happily
ever after.

THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SINGLE, STILL THINKING OF MARRIAGE?
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TRY AND ARGUE THIS ONE...
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. However, the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted the custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story, too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. However, the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted the custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story, too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
HAHAHA Can't argue with that
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Eight Words with two Meanings


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.!
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self- _expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;

He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on
the sofa and fart!

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said .... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good- looking?
She said ..... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every
night?
He said . . A widow.

He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Eight Words with two Meanings


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.!
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self- _expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;

He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on
the sofa and fart!

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said .... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good- looking?
She said ..... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every
night?
He said . . A widow.

He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Good one ... And mostly true
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After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to
maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper,
and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Eth el sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up
to him. Harold nodded,and said "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.
Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again!!"
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