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Old 09-11-2012, 07:33 PM   #1
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I was visiting my son and his wife last weekend,

when I asked if him if I could borrow his newspaper.



'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said.

'We don't waste our money on newspapers.

Here, use my iPod.'



I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...
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Any kid calls his pop "old man" qualifies for a backhand.

If he/she is an adult, they get 10 seconds to apologize.

If it's a female and she has a husband..... he'd better prepare to defend his comment before I knock him out, drop his pants and spank his bare ass in a crowded Kingdom Hall full of Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Old man"..... I'll give ya' old........ without warning.
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Any kid calls his pop "old man" qualifies for a backhand.

If he/she is an adult, they get 10 seconds to apologize.

If it's a female and she has a husband..... he'd better prepare to defend his comment before I knock him out, drop his pants and spank his bare ass in a crowded Kingdom Hall full of Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Old man"..... I'll give ya' old........ without warning.
Kinda sensitive in your old age aren't you?..................................just messin with you Tim,Hell I'm older than you.I tell them they will be a little embarrassed if they have to say an old man kicked their ass.
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Kinda sensitive in your old age aren't you?..................................just messin with you Tim,Hell I'm older than you.I tell them they will be a little embarrassed if they have to say an old man kicked their ass.
My old man would say, "At my age, I'll have to knock you out quick. I don't have the stamina I used to".

Yes John, I do know yer older.

Doesn't mean we can't resist arrest.

I haven't had to hit anyone in decades.

I can't hit anyone. I need my hands to play guitar....... It's bad guitar.... but it is guitar, nonetheless.

However, slappin' the shit out'a somebody is quite another thing.
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Gee, what a grouchy old man.
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