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Originally Posted by Silent D

A soldier comes back from Asia with a scorching case of something. American drs all say that amputation is the only way. So, since he caught the disease in Asia, he consulted a practioner of ancient Chinese medicine.

The Dr asks if he's been to his regular dr- yes Did the dr recommend surgery-yes. The old Chinaman scoffs at Western medicine, American drs in particular. saying that all US drs "knife happy.... Cut, cut, cut is all they know."

The solder was so relieved.

"Wait, 2 week... dick fall off anyway..."

hahaha good one D