We've hit the big time

[ViperJeff]

I'm banning China Users as fast as they are registering.......

[TheOl 55]

Maybe you can get them to give you some money!

[TheOl 55]

Naw, Go ahead and BAM Them!!

[ViperJeff]

I prefer to ban them

[VIPR PWR]

为什么他们试图加入

[SilvrSRT10]

为什么他们试图加入

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/gifs/spam.gif

[VIPR PWR]

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/gifs/spam.gif

Since Spam is becoming so popular ... Damn I am going to by stock in Hormel :dogpile:

[ViperJeff]

I'm going to send China a bill for wasting my time

[VIPR PWR]

I'm going to send China a bill for wasting my time

Do it :sunot::happy3:

[SilvrSRT10]

Since Spam is becoming so popular ... Damn I am going to by stock in Hormel :dogpile:

Actually, Spam is a great item to keep in the pantry. It's not that expensive (even find it on sale or at Costco), It keeps almost forever, can be prepared many different ways. Should be part of your survival stash.

[VIPR PWR]

Actually, Spam is a great item to keep in the pantry. It's not that expensive (even find it on sale or at Costco), It keeps almost forever, can be prepared many different ways. Should be part of your survival stash.

I am never going to eat spam again .. Nope , no way, nada chance :mf_pcwhack: I prefer MRE's the assortment is good and you can get them from surplus stores or a connection in the military ... The brownies and ham are great !:smoke2:

[SilvrSRT10]

I am never going to eat spam again .. Nope , no way, nada chance :mf_pcwhack: I prefer MRE's the assortment is good and you can get them from surplus stores or a connection in the military ... The brownies and ham are great !:smoke2:
I've never had a MRE so I cannot make a comparison. May look into getting some if they're not too expensive.

[VIPR PWR]

I've never had a MRE so I cannot make a comparison. May look into getting some if they're not too expensive.

Your in NC correct .... How close to Fort Brag are you ?
I have 2 brothers in Fayettville , ones is retired mil. but was still working civilian for the Army . He may be able to get some on a deal .. I think I will ask him and see .

[SilvrSRT10]

Your in NC correct .... How close to Fort Brag are you ?
I have 2 brothers in Fayettville , ones is retired mil. but was still working civilian for the Army . He may be able to get some on a deal .. I think I will ask him and see .

Bragg is a couple hours away. I may see what mail order can do.
Something else just occurred to me. I'm gluten free so there may be part of the MRE I can't eat.

[VIPR PWR]

Bragg is a couple hours away. I may see what mail order can do.

Just a note .... I read it may be illegal to posses MRE's the say for Govenment use only ... You may want to verify that ....:shrug:

[Django]

http://www.myfoodstorage.com/?utm_source=sas&utm_medium=text&utm_content=logo1&utm_campaign=aff

Less expensive than the MREs I've seen.

[VIPR PWR]

http://www.myfoodstorage.com/?utm_source=sas&utm_medium=text&utm_content=logo1&utm_campaign=aff

Less expensive than the MREs I've seen.

I was looking at that site , The pics of the meals look pretty good .:smoke2:

[Django]

I was looking at that site , The pics of the meals look pretty good .:smoke2:

If Dennis Prager recommends it, along with a bunch'a other credible good guys.

It must be first rate.... and at a better price, too.:hitit:

[ViperJeff]

Another one banned.....

I feel like a cyber Hit Man

and

You are on my hit list if you sign up with a BS email address and an IP address that links back to China

[Django]

Well, alrighty then.

[ViperJeff]

Well, I guess it could be worse

[TheOl 55]

Hacks From Iran?

[ViperJeff]

Do they even know what the internet is?

[ViperJeff]

Spammers are hitting us pretty hard, sorry for the down time

[Django]

fkn bastidz.

[VIPR PWR]

Spammers are hitting us pretty hard, sorry for the down time

Time to set up the Duke Nuk'em spam file .. It will destroy all spammers computers

:biggun::biggun::biggun::fuckyea:

[viperhauler]

you can buy MRE's at any local army/navy store...

but these are where it's at:
http://www.amazon.com/Wise-Company-Serving-40-Pounds-2-Buckets/dp/B006GYYJ5G/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1352762471&sr=8-7&keywords=wise+food

This package will feed 4 people for 1 month at 2 meals per day for a little over 100 dollars per person per month or 2 people for 2 months etc. The meals are in foil wrappers. All you need to do is boil water, add the boiled water to the foil pouch wait a few minutes and eat. So you need water, a pot to boil it and a spoon.

The shelf life is 25 years!

Everyone should have this or something like it at home

[ViperJeff]

Got hit again today......

Sorry for the down time

[ViperJeff]

Banned 3 more, 1 from Russia, 2 from China

[#860]

Banned 3 more, 1 from Russia, 2 from China

Nice work. :sunot:

[TheOl 55]

Getting Popular!

[ViperJeff]

Getting Popular!

all in the wrong way Brother, all in the wrong way :mf_pcwhack:

[Django]

I can have a cuppl'a professional girls call you on the phone, if that'll help....

[ViperJeff]

Only if you have a room for me to stay at the rest of my life... if I survive Cheryl

[Django]

Only if you have a room for me to stay at the rest of my life... if I survive Cheryl

Truly, men bear a terrible burden.

Men are Biblically admonished to take but one wife who's sex drive will surely expire.... But ours does not.... So, when you're "cleaving to none other 'til death do you part"... the guy really does come out on the shit end'a the stick.:smoke2:

Some women certainly enjoy sex thier whole lives.... Maybe not as often is all.:shrug:

"It is my destiny.... my karma..."-Jacques Clouseau

[ViperJeff]

back up for now.....

[VIPR PWR]

Hey there we are !

[Django]

Nice to be back up, today.

Although, the Enterprise seems to be running on auxiliary power at the moment.

Good to see you all again...

Jeffie... my sympathy, bud.

[TheOl 55]

Scotty!! I need More Power!!

[SilvrSRT10]

http://www.universtores.com/images/T/80S-TREK023.jpg

[SilvrSRT10]

Hey! Things have sped up recently. Maybe all we needed was Scotty.

[VIPR PWR]

Maybe time for a dose of Chinese Penicillin to get rid of this disease ?

[VIPR PWR]

I still see a few strange named new members joining .

[ViperJeff]

We need more

[ViperJeff]

I still see a few strange named new members joining .

I ban about 5 a day, I usually get them banned before they have a chance to post

[VIPR PWR]

They need to be more than banned .. Maybe throwing them off the China wall would keep them away :biggun::biggun:

[Django]

Maybe time for a dose of Chinese Penicillin to get rid of this disease ?

A soldier comes back from Asia with a scorching case of something. American drs all say that amputation is the only way. So, since he caught the disease in Asia, he consulted a practioner of ancient Chinese medicine.

The Dr asks if he's been to his regular dr- yes Did the dr recommend surgery-yes. The old Chinaman scoffs at Western medicine, American drs in particular. saying that all US drs "knife happy.... Cut, cut, cut is all they know."

The solder was so relieved.

"Wait, 2 week... dick fall off anyway..."

[VIPR PWR]

A soldier comes back from Asia with a scorching case of something. American drs all say that amputation is the only way. So, since he caught the disease in Asia, he consulted a practioner of ancient Chinese medicine.

The Dr asks if he's been to his regular dr- yes Did the dr recommend surgery-yes. The old Chinaman scoffs at Western medicine, American drs in particular. saying that all US drs "knife happy.... Cut, cut, cut is all they know."

The solder was so relieved.

"Wait, 2 week... dick fall off anyway..."


hahaha good one D :)

[VIPR PWR]

The strange names are loading up on the new member list at the bottom of the home page ,,, It's looking like Fied lice ! :biggun::biggun::biggun:

[VIPR PWR]

They are pounding again ?????? couldn't get on for about an hour .....

[VIPR PWR]

up down the damn marygoround

[VIPR PWR]

Anybody else getting on this site ?

[VIPR PWR]

it seems to be moving now !

[VIPR PWR]

But still very slow ..

[#860]

Well i'll be damned,I got on. :Pshyco:

[ViperJeff]

imagine that

[ViperJeff]

Yea..... I'm banning and changing the spammers names hehehehehehehehe

[#860]

Yea..... I'm banning and changing the spammers names hehehehehehehehe

I think you pissed them off last time,That's why they hit you hard.:893karatesmiley-thu

[ViperJeff]

I'm just collateral damage to other their primary efforts... I had them all deleted at one point and got 40 or so of them back. Does keep me from goofin around on the other forums, but hey, what do you do

[Django]

Welcome back, campers.

Congrats, Jeff....

Well done.

[ViperJeff]

It's been weird, thats for sure

[TheOl 55]

Big Ol can a RAID!!

[ViperJeff]

Well, I think all the deleting is done.. well for now anyway

[Django]

Think of it as job security...

[ViperJeff]

the pay sucks

[ViperJeff]

the pay sucks

I decided to make sure I was right, not quite sure... Since I opened the doors, I've made .000996264 per hr

and a lot of friends :drunk:

[Django]

Mfrs runnin' faster'n shit thru a goose.

Nice to have instant gratification whilst perusing the Registry.

Thanks to the brains who made it that way.

[ViperJeff]

That would be Bryan (Mr Shaggy Sir)

[Django]

That would be Bryan (Mr Shaggy Sir)

Did he fuck it up in the first place?

Either way, thank you, Bryan.:grd:

I was just curious.....:shrug:

[ViperJeff]

No.....

[Django]

No.....

Thanks all the more, then... :)

[ViperJeff]

haven't had to fight off any wolves today, it's been nice and quiet... almost too quiet...

Hello, is anyone there :wave:

[TheOl 55]

I'm here but just for a minute............

[TheOl 55]

Hope you had a nice Turkey day

[ViperJeff]

Pretty dam good one... currently looking up VIN's.... what a life